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It’s time to take a look at the world before it cracks open and some of it disappears. Because that’s what is happening in Nevada. We have written about this before and suggested that land speculators were invading this state and looking for beach front property bargains. Because there surely are going to be some [...]

On this date in 1876 the first successful telephone call took place as Alexander Graham Bell spoke to his assistant Mr Watson (who was in another room). He said “Elementary my dear Watson”. Oh wait. That was Doctor Watson. This was Mr. Watson who heard the first message over a telephone wire. He was quite [...]

* Pro Golfer Tripp Isenhour shot and killed a hawk with a golf ball yesterday in an incident that can only be described as a criminal act. Michael Vick move over. Your new cell mate is on the way. Tripp was making a golf instruction video when the hawk started complaining that he was not [...]

We are happy to report that the Pentagon shot down its spy satellite with one shot. And so there is one less danger for you to face today. Because if it had landed on your head it would have killed you. And if it had landed nearby the toxic gas inside it would have burst [...]