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* * “We will follow the rules” Howard said “And we will hope the rules allow themselves to be changed“. I have missed Howard Dean. There was a moment last summer when I was doing some woodworking and accidentally hit my finger with a hammer. I thought of him in that moment as all of [...]

Presidential hopeful John McCain noticed on Friday that Mr. Obama’s advisor (no longer in this capacity) was getting far too much press for being a nasty person . And so he decided to try and catch up. On an airplane with a New York Times reporter he forgot that he still has to actually win [...]

We are happy to report that the Pentagon shot down its spy satellite with one shot. And so there is one less danger for you to face today. Because if it had landed on your head it would have killed you. And if it had landed nearby the toxic gas inside it would have burst [...]

Did you know that there is a “Bus sized satellite” hurtling towards us right this minute? I had no idea because I don’t read the newspaper much anymore. But I am glad I did this Sunday morning! And the article also says that the US military plans to shoot it down! I hope they get [...]