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Apr 15 2008

Posted by davidlind under Posts and blogs, Writing

The Nation’s Briefs/ Texas Sect Back in Business/ Don Imus

Table of contents for 2/ News Briefs

  1. Weekend Summary Of The News
  2. Dextre The Nasa Robot Back in News
  3. Vermont’s High Court Will Decide Whether Eating Nutraloaf Is Torture
  4. Yard of Charles Manson’s Home Not Dug Up
  5. The Nation’s Briefs/ Texas Sect Back in Business/ Don Imus

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The White House is floating a new climate proposal these days. And No I am not trying to be funny. There was a cool film made a few years ago that showed some results of global warming. Much of the East Coast was under water and stuff was floating away.

Can the White House float in such an environment? I don’t know. But I’m sure there are a lot of politicians who can float really well. They will float out to sea.

Or maybe the sea will even come to them. Then they can float to Albany, New York or Harrisburg, Pennsylvania. Whatever floats their boats! Teddy might want to consider taking a plane however.

He has not floated well in the past.

In any case the White House proposed some things and some Republicans got mad and accused it of “appeasement”. And then the White House broke and ran.

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Mar 11 2008

Posted by davidlind under Posts and blogs, Writing

Eliot Spitzer Tries To Join Clinton Administration / Justin Timberlake Kisses Madonna’s Butt

Table of contents for Commentary

  1. Reform The Nation’s Highest Office
  2. Weekly Editorial / Arnold For President
  3. Weekly Editorial / John McCain Should Do Relaxation Exercises
  4. Eliot Spitzer Tries To Join Clinton Administration / Justin Timberlake Kisses Madonna’s Butt
  5. Gas Prices Are High Because We Want Them That Way

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Eliot Spitzer today went a long way towards improving his image and possibly getting himself chosen as Hillary Clinton’s running mate. “I used to be the guy everybody hated”. He said. “I was after everybody. If you had dirt under one fingernail I could find it.” Bill Clinton wouldn’t answer my phone calls. Now he wants to have me to dinner”.

All of this after the NY Governor was busted for sending thousands of dollars to a high class group of prostitutes. Were these donations to a charitable trust? I don’t think so.

“I had reached the top of the ladder and now I’m on a new ladder. Hillary hates my guts but Bill understands. A lot of guys understand. I was desperate. Everybody hated me. It’s tough being the governor of a big state and not being able to have sex with a beautiful woman.”

“But now I’m in the national spotlight AND I may be available for a new job in a couple of days. I can get dates again. Nobody is afraid of me any more. They all know the days of hard hitting investigations are over. I’m a loser just like some of them. They understand me and I’m probably going to be single in a short time too.”

“I’m pretty excited.”

You go Eliot! Just try to stay out of jail.

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Meanwhile closer to the ground Justin Timberlake was doing his impression of Dane Cook kissing Charlize Theron on the butt.

“Nobody has gotten into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame looking this damn fine”. Is Keith Richards in their already? That’s who Justin must have been thinking about and I can appreciate his attempt to make another human being feel good on her special day.

Justin. Deborah Harry is in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

Congratulations to Madonna on her induction. I remember all those years you spent teaching young girls about the wonders of the material life and other good stuff. Until one day you finally grew up and changed A LOT. What comments do you have for all those girls who listened to you back then Material Girl?

“Sorry.”

“Hope you didn’t end up in jail or lose your soul. “

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