Eliot Spitzer Tries To Join Clinton Administration / Justin Timberlake Kisses Madonna’s Butt
Table of contents for Commentary
- Reform The Nation’s Highest Office
- Weekly Editorial / Arnold For President
- Weekly Editorial / John McCain Should Do Relaxation Exercises
- Eliot Spitzer Tries To Join Clinton Administration / Justin Timberlake Kisses Madonna’s Butt
- Gas Prices Are High Because We Want Them That Way
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Eliot Spitzer today went a long way towards improving his image and possibly getting himself chosen as Hillary Clinton’s running mate. “I used to be the guy everybody hated”. He said. “I was after everybody. If you had dirt under one fingernail I could find it.” Bill Clinton wouldn’t answer my phone calls. Now he wants to have me to dinner”.
All of this after the NY Governor was busted for sending thousands of dollars to a high class group of prostitutes. Were these donations to a charitable trust? I don’t think so.
“I had reached the top of the ladder and now I’m on a new ladder. Hillary hates my guts but Bill understands. A lot of guys understand. I was desperate. Everybody hated me. It’s tough being the governor of a big state and not being able to have sex with a beautiful woman.”
“But now I’m in the national spotlight AND I may be available for a new job in a couple of days. I can get dates again. Nobody is afraid of me any more. They all know the days of hard hitting investigations are over. I’m a loser just like some of them. They understand me and I’m probably going to be single in a short time too.”
“I’m pretty excited.”
You go Eliot! Just try to stay out of jail.
Meanwhile closer to the ground Justin Timberlake was doing his impression of Dane Cook kissing Charlize Theron on the butt.
“Nobody has gotten into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame looking this damn fine”. Is Keith Richards in their already? That’s who Justin must have been thinking about and I can appreciate his attempt to make another human being feel good on her special day.
Justin. Deborah Harry is in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
Congratulations to Madonna on her induction. I remember all those years you spent teaching young girls about the wonders of the material life and other good stuff. Until one day you finally grew up and changed A LOT. What comments do you have for all those girls who listened to you back then Material Girl?
“Sorry.”
“Hope you didn’t end up in jail or lose your soul. “
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bernie kasper on 12 Mar 2008 at 6:03 pm #
Very funny David, I am glad to see New York’s tax dollars were hard at work, oops I better be careful what I say!!
BTW I left a post on the other news brief about this date in history and now it has disappeared, I don’t know if it happened on my or your end, take care.
bernie kasper on 12 Mar 2008 at 6:04 pm #
OOPS again.. now it is there..never mind
davidlind on 13 Mar 2008 at 11:33 am #
Hahaha. You having fun tonight Bernie? It makes me happy to know there is someone out there keeping track of what’s going on around here. Keep up the good work!